my skeptical take on ‘future millionaire habits’

I stumbled upon this weird hype while scrolling, and it got me thinking. Daily habits of future millionaires? Seriously? Like sipping your fancy oat milk latte while doing yoga on one of those meditation apps is the secret sauce?

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Look, a friend of mine who’s always trying to step up his game spent a fortune on those self-help books. Half of them talk about waking up at 5 AM to meditate. Honestly, who wakes up that early just to sit in silence? Meanwhile, the rest of us are clinging to our pillows, begging for five more minutes. It’s like convincing yourself that wearing those ugly Crocs is the answer because some successful person wore them once.

So, here’s the twist—some folks are swearing by these habits to ‘boost their income’ (I know, I know, eye-roll). Like, finding joy in spreadsheets or manifesting with crystals while keeping a gratitude journal. Guess what, I saw someone with a structured outline on an Amazon FBA strategy and wondered if that’s where their millions come from. Spoiler alert: Probably not.

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But in this whole charade, there’s one thing that’s not talked about enough. Networking. Or should I say, dragging yourself to awkward meet-and-greet events with lukewarm coffee and plastic smiles. The kind where you end up with a bunch of business cards collecting dust in your wallet. Apparently, that’s a ‘habit’ too.

Anyway, I can’t shake off this nagging feeling that these so-called millionaire habits are just a brilliantly marketed rehash of ancient wisdom wrapped in millennial glitter. Maybe I’ll get hooked onto the next trend (*cough* AI-powered toothbrushes). But until then, I’m sticking to my un-miraculous routine. My eyes still hurt. I need coffee. Ugh.