who even uses notaries?

So, let me just launch into this nonsense about mobile notaries. Seriously, why do we even need notaries in 2023? I mean, who’s still using this ancient service where we pay someone $100 to $150 just to watch us sign a paper? Who’s even asking for a stamp of approval from some random person who took a weekend course or passed a simple test? The whole concept is outdated, like needing a chisel and stone to write your memoirs.

And don’t get me started on the ‘mobile’ part. Like, suddenly it’s trendy and cool because they can drive to your house? What are they delivering? A big fat waste of time, that’s what. Between Zoom meetings and online document signing platforms, we still have people trekking around town, putting on their overinflated sense of importance like a cape, because clearly the world would collapse without their sacred stamp.

This gig is literally the gatekeeper of bureaucracy, all wrapped up in a human package that has somehow convinced the world they’re essential. You want a glimpse into this absurd realm? It’s like hitching a ride on a dinosaur in the age of self-driving cars. And yet, they persist like nothing’s changed since the dark ages. Whatever. If you want to feel this way, take a minute to check out this specific text hidden right here. I’m done.