seriously, what’s with selling digital textures?

So, I hear people are selling digital textures now. Really? That’s the big revolutionary idea, selling digital fancy wallpaper patterns like it’s the new Mona Lisa of 2025. You get your AI to whip up some ‘Gothic Cottagecore’ thingamajig, slap it onto a mug, and call it a day? Wow, society’s standards have really hit rock bottom. You think this is passive income? More like passive nonsense for people with too much time on their hands.

And don’t even get me started on the so-called ‘niche’ patterns. Everyone’s out here convincing themselves that their rainbow unicorn-zebra hybrid texture is going to go viral and make them the next Jeff Bezos. Spoiler alert: It won’t. The only thing it’s going to do is sit on some forgotten corner of a dusty marketplace page where nobody wants to buy it. Because, guess what, there’s a billion others just like it out there and surprise, they’re all equally pointless.

I mean, what’s next? AI-generated fidget spinners because we’re all so bored of having original ideas? We’re turning to machines to create the very essence of uselessness just to slap it onto stuff that nobody really needs. Let’s just stop pretending our era’s innovation is anything other than a glorified sticker book for adults.

Whatever.