pet water bottles are a joke

Why does the world need portable pet water bottles? Seriously, are we solving a huge crisis here or just making up problems for the fun of it? Like, here’s an idea—just bring a regular water bottle and a bowl. Boom. Problem solved. But oh no, we need the fancy bottle-with-a-cup contraption that’s going viral on TikTok. I guess the genius behind it realized that dogs get thirsty and decided pet owners needed to pay for this groundbreaking technology rather than just use their brains.

And what’s with the whole ‘easy to ship’ angle? It’s a bottle, not a piece of ancient art. Of course, it’s easy to ship—unless you’re putting it in a velvet case and pampering it like royalty. These grifters target all those poor pet owners by pretending it’s the ultimate impulse buy as if it’s going to make their dog walks magical adventures. Think again. Your dog’s not going to suddenly start having philosophical conversations with you just because you’re carrying a Puffington Petloo or whatever they want to call it.

If you really want to spend money like there’s no tomorrow, why not check out other pointless things people are selling. I can’t believe we’re at the point where basic hydration has become a trendy product. Whatever.