is everyone a blogger now?

So, there’s this thing now where literally everyone and their dog wants to ‘create content’. Like, okay, we get it, you’re living your dream of becoming a content creator. But have you tried looking at the ridiculous explosion of blogs since Blogger became the free-for-all platform of 2025? It’s like we’re all trapped in some weird influencer simulation or something.

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Anyway, assuming you didn’t already spend your weekend on some new trend like I don’t know, knitting your own WiFi hat, you might’ve noticed Blogger making it super easy to start a blog. No lie, you don’t even need to know what HTML stands for (Hyper Text Make-level)… just messing, it’s Hyper Text Markup Language, like anyone actually cares.

So everyone thinks they can just kick back, blog away, and somehow achieve passive income nirvana without ever leaving their kitchens. Picture someone sipping their oat milk (or whatever cool kids drink now), typing away on a seven-year-old laptop, hoping for those sweet, sweet ad dollars to roll in. It’s kind of endearing until you remember how badly the internet needs another influencer sharing the ’10 best ways to organize your digital life.’ Yay.

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Honestly, hustling’s cool and all. But when did it become mandatory to low-key live our lives on the internet? My eyes still hurt from the sheer blue light of it all. I need coffee. Ugh.