Tag: rant
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who even uses notaries?
So, let me just launch into this nonsense about mobile notaries. Seriously, why do we even need notaries in 2023? I mean, who’s still using this ancient service where we pay someone $100 to $150 just to watch us sign a paper? Who’s even asking for a stamp of approval from some random person who…
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why does anyone need a sunset lamp?
So these sunset lamps, huh? A lamp that just shows off some orangey glow like wow, such innovation. What on earth do these things even do, really? Give your room that oh-so-desirable ‘golden hour’ look. Because everyone wants their bedroom to look like they’re stuck in a permanent Instagram filter, right? It’s absurd! Seriously, it’s…
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seriously, a phone lanyard?
So, I saw someone wearing a phone lanyard the other day, and all I could think was, “Why?” Are we really at the point where we’ve decided hands belong exclusively in pockets or, God forbid, permanently attached to Starbucks cups and Instagram filters? Imagine embracing this level of laziness. It’s like giving up on ever…